Owl You Need Is Love

setfiretoyourfaves:

-Bruce Almighty

did-you-kno:

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WHEN YOUR IPOD IS ON SHUFFLE AND MILLION OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS COME ON IN A ROW.

Favourite euphemisms for “that time of the month”

wtfml:

theehokeypokey:

  • The communists are in the fun house.
  • The Red Square is full of communists.
  • Shark week
  • Playing Alabama this week
  • Fingerpainting season
  • There will be blood
  • Captain Zygote and His Ragtime Band on Parade.
  • A Period

loveatfirstshot:

megan-fan:

epic-humor:

i do like chris brown’s music, but wow this dude totally wins